and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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