Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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