I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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