Your mouth is God's brothel.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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