WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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