so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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