Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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