Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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