If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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