I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
