my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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