Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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