just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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