awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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