sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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