can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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