don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
