More tranny stories later!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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