stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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