i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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