We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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