apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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