OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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