check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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