yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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