You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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