scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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