My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
