Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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