My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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