During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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