I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
