I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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