Whod you bang
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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