six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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