so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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