Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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