I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
