chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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