I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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