do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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