sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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