they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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