the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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