Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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