His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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