Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's shark week go big or go home
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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