Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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