The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The beer is more important than you right now.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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