everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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