just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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