i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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