You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
