Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Randomize
