I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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